We welcomed our baby boy on New Years Eve and will have limited availability through May 2026 - we appreciate your patience!
Rates below apply to general handyman and assembly services. Custom projects are priced individually based on scope and requirements.
Minimum Charge: $250 (includes up to 2 hours)
Hourly: $125/hr
1/2 Day Rate: $400 (4 hours)
Day rate (6+ hours): $75/hr
Furniture Assembly: Standard rate of $125 per piece, varies based on size, model, and total number of pieces. Will beat most merchant rates.
NYS Sales tax is collected for labor and materials, unless otherwise stated. Customers can provide form ST-124 for exemption for capital improvement projects. Consult a tax professional to confirm eligibility.
Trip Fee: If I arrive at a scheduled job site and the customer is not home, not ready, or otherwise unable to allow work to begin, a flat $75 trip fee is charged. I will wait up to 30 minutes from the scheduled arrival time. No trip fee is charged if the customer contacts me before I have left for the job site.
Late Payment: Invoices are due within 14 days of receipt (NET14), unless otherwise agreed upon. Invoices unpaid after 30 days may be subject to a late fee of up to 1.5% per month on the outstanding balance.
Returned Check Fee (and similar bank fees): Fees passed through to customer at-cost, with no additional surcharges.
Cash, Check, ACH transfer, Credit Card, Venmo, PayPal, Bitcoin, Dogecoin, and other cryptocurrencies. No surcharges , "convenience fees," or "cash discounts" apply - prices are the same for all payment methods. Don't see your preferred option? Just ask!
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